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MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

Postby SNAFU » Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:56 am

Hi everyone just saw this and had to share!

Cya Dutchy :D :kuda: 8)

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
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No Anaesthetic is required.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, such as headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

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Re: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

Postby AznCruiser » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:55 am

I got a rope that does the same job :)

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Re: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

Postby SNAFU » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:22 pm

Yeah see your point mate but with a rope you have to get close. A British marine sniper just got a world record he took out two Talaban at 1450 meters. :kuda:

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Re: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

Postby kawa 06 » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:34 pm

I Like :kuda: :kuda:
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MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

Postby Frank » Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:30 am

That was 1.45 MILES and it was in 2009. He took out two Taliban and then destroyed the machine gun they were manning.
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Re: MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

Postby SNAFU » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:49 pm

Bloody fantastic, thanks mate for setting me straight I wasn't sure what year it was, but it was a great piece of shooting though.

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