My dog

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My dog

Postby kawa 06 » Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:04 pm

* My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
* He has his food prepared for him.
* He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
* His meals are provided at no cost to him.
* He visits the doctor once a year for his check-up, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
* For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
* He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

* If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
* He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
* He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
* He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
* All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me in the head like a ton of bricks . . . .. .. . .
My dog must be an Illegal Immigrant !! :lol:
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