What did the egg say to the boiling water????
"it may take me a while to get hard I just got laid last night!"
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Re: Egg
by kawadave » Fri May 20, 2011 6:56 pm
Mark, you think your life is bad.... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys But worst of all..
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys But worst of all..
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
Don't knock my turbo lag - it gives your naturally aspirated a chance..
2013 Motogp tipping champ.
83 GPZ 750 Turbo
78 Z1R 1000
80 Z1R Mk11
07 ZRX 1200r
83 GSX1000sd Katana
https://www.youtube.com/user/htmonaro
2013 Motogp tipping champ.
83 GPZ 750 Turbo
78 Z1R 1000
80 Z1R Mk11
07 ZRX 1200r
83 GSX1000sd Katana
https://www.youtube.com/user/htmonaro
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