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Can you pass this test?

Postby Possum » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:12 pm

Can you pass this test ?

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die

2. A very old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'

HOWEVER....., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the bonnet of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings!
It all comes down to how you ride it.....
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Re: Can you pass this test?

Postby Wattie » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:16 pm

i thought the answer was to give the keys to your old friend to take the old lady to hospital, then stay back with the dream chick and get busy. :lol:
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