an old timer was riding down a desolate highway when his harley broke down. soon a fellow on a BMW pulls up next to him. "is there anything I can help you with?" the beemer man asks. "yeah, could I borrow a wrench?" asked the harley rider.
"of course, what type and size do you need?" beemer man asks, opening a sizeable tool kit.
"don't matter a bit to me. I'm gonna use it for a hammer anyway!"