hoffy wrote:...see the bikes are probably are better than children, they dont winge or shit the bed and only require regular servicing in the way of oil, petrol and tyres..

Let me count the ways...
1. No pregnancy
2. Very easy delivery
3. You don't have to cook nutritious meals daily - some petrol will do every now and then
4. They don't ask for money all the time
5. They stay where you put them
6. You'll never have to bail them out of jail
7. They'll never get themselves or anyone else pregnant
8. They never disappoint
9. If they look weird, you can change their looks with some fibreglass and paint
10. You never fight with your husband over them
11. You can lock them in the garage for weeks on end and not worry about being dobbed in to DOCS
12. If you get bored of them, you can sell them.
13. They are quiet all night long
14. You can thrash them with zero guilt
15. They are predictable
16. They don't drool on everything
17. No dirty nappies
18. They don't talk back
19. They don't smell
20. They cost a lot less, so you can afford to have multiples
And that's just off the top of my head... If I spent some time with Dave's nephews or my niece, I'm sure I could come up with enough to fill a coffee table book
