Okay, so finally an update:
Day 1 - Monday: Started damn early, up at 6 to make sure the BF (herein referred to as Supa) had enough time to do his hair and make-up. Everything had been packed tightly in the van for the trip down from Canberra, and for the 4 days we spent in Melbourne. We're talking 2 bikes, 4 stands, a set of wheels for the RGV, wets tyres, helmets, boots, leathers, suitcases, spares for both bikes, you name it we had it in that poor little Renault Trafic. We had to be at the track early to unload all our stuff, sign on, scruiteneer the bikes and be at the riders briefing at 8.40am, so we had alot to do and not long to do it all in. 7.30am saw us pulling up behind Brett from MotoGarage's gigantic Tardis Van+trailer combo and off to sign our track indemnity forms. One sexy fluro orange wristband later and we were in the tunnel on the road to the Pit Garages.
The BF and I are getting pretty good at packing the little Renault (for which we aptly named Marcell - for he is french.) with all our gear, as we had him for Eastern Creek in December last year, so unloading all our crap took less time than we thought and before i knew it we were signing in and getting our white wristbands from the lovely Sandy from PIRD. I was to deal with Sandy quite a lot over the next 2 days, more on that later.
I've found, no matter where I take the RGV, there's always that token old bloke in scruiteneering who 'remembers when these first came out and had one brand new'. It’s always a hoot when they ask me whether it flies with little me on it, and today was no different. He barely even looked at the RGV, and instead just wanted to chat about how he wants to get a small 250 and have a bit of a go at racing a few of his mates. He slapped a A-OK Sticker on the RGV, I wheeled it to Garage 26 and on its stands it went on I threw on the warmers. I had a brand new set of Dunlop ά12’s on the RGV and was scared shitless about how I’d go with new tyres! **
There were 4 Riders in our garage (Supa, Brett, Mark - a MotoGarage customer and I ) and 5 bikes (the Monster, the RGV, an 848, a CBR600 and Richie Zaja's Superbike CBR1000 – that sadly Supa has his eye on…), 2 spectators and Conner, so it was a tight packed little group for the 2 days.
Riders briefing is just like any other briefing, the Flags, the do's and the don'ts, no wheelies, etc and no riding naked, for which Supa was most disappointed about. Before I knew it White Group (slowest of the slow) got their 5 minute call and i was out and waiting with all the other noobs at Track control. This is when my dark ‘am I really ready for this’ fears started to kick in.. I haven’t gone PCRA Racing yet because I just don’t have the confidence, or the speed. But it’s the lack of confidence that stops me from getting any faster. Time to do something about that!
OMG what can I say about being out on one of the fastest tracks in the world? Not much, other than I've never imagined something so brilliant and exciting in my entire life. Most of you will have heard my ridiculous high-pitched giggle when I’m super excited and happy about something, well I heard it for the first time louder than ever in my helmet. And it was BRILLIANT. I was so nervous, but I knew if i was scared, I'd stack it, so it was about time to man up and grow a pair. and WOW. Turn one really makes you stick up and pay attention! Nothing prepares you for Honda Corner, except if you out brake yourself there's an exit run off that takes you back into the paddock behind the pits and the track staff want you to use it vs. lowsiding on the track. And on the 4th lap of session one, i needed it. I got a chick on a ZZR in my sights and just lost all concentration on what I was doing and swapped it for thinking about nothing but getting past her. Well i overtook her alright, but there was no fuckin way I was going to pull up in time to make the corner so I bashed down through the gears and coasted through the exit, back through the paddock (20km/h) limit and back to track control.
Leah from PIRD checked I was okay, had a giggle with me about ‘coming in a little bit hot with a side of chilli sauce’ and sent me back out again. The little 20km/h detour gave me time to tell myself i was stupid and an idiot for getting the 'pink mist' and stopped concentrating. I calmed myself and started thinking about what gear i wanted to be in, where i wanted to turn in, where i should be getting on the gas. It started to flow, and there’s no better feeling when you get it right. Before you know it, our session had ended and it was time to head back in. *sad face*
**according to BF who followed me for a lap or two, I was leaning further than I probably should have been on green tyres, but I never once felt it wriggle or slide.
Pt.2:
I’ll cut out all the middle boring bits about being passed by every Ducati 1098, 848, 1198 Corse out there because there’s nothing impressive about bigger bikes going faster. I was there to build my confidence and my skills. And boy oh boy did i?! The photo below is from the 3rd session on the first day.
http://www.sdpics.com/cgi-bin/e-store/i ... img=80&tt=GOOD INVESTMENT
You overtook a $2000 lawnmower with a $57000 penis enhancement.
Or perhaps:
Maybe this:
Phillip Island Ride Day - $250.00
Brand new Ducati 1198 Corse S - $57000.00
23 year old Suzuki RGV 2 Stroke $2300.00
Being paced by a girl on a lawnmower : Priceless.
Ahh, this fits it perfectly:
When you get followed on your 1198 by a girl on a lawnmower... consider spending the $57000 on golf clubs and lessons.
***talent / ‘tælent/, n. 1. A special natural ability or aptitude: a talent for drawing. 2. A capacity for achievement or success; natural ability: young men of talent. 3. Persons of ability; she was riding an RGV faster and harder than an 1198Corse.- talented, adj.
I might haven't been the fastest out there, but I was on the cheapest, and going just as hard as the guy on the most expensive! There were a few hired CSBS GSXR600’s in the white group (plus a whole bunch of ppl who should have been in faster groups, but booked into white so they didn’t miss out) and they were faster and quicker than me, but not by much. I liked observing the different lines everybody took into each corner, for example, I’d been taking a tighter line though Southern Loop (T2) than some of the bigger bikes and turning later into MG Corner (T10) than some of the 600’s.
I was only using the brakes for Honda Corner (T4) and MG Corner (which looks steeper on TV than from on the bike as you come down from Lukey Heights), and everywhere else I was flat out and wringing poor little Archie’s neck! At the end of the 4th session I was flying through Turn 12 onto the straight flat out in 3rd. The whole way round the corner. And I was even over taking (and up the inside) of people! The little lawnmower that could was using 5L of fuel and <100ml of oil each session! Fkn BOOYAH!
Now, I’m not saying this means anything, but, I.. ahh, um, I got my knee down… Yeah that’s right *pops collar* ON MG CORNER !!! BOOMSHAKALAKA! LOL. Oh and then I did it again.. on Honda. *struts* Now I’m sure you’re thinking, whoopee, but after my 2 left hand corner lowsides, my technique has been all outta whack, even just going around roundabouts, I’d been over cautious, changing lines, braking when I shouldn’t. But I found it, and I worked it! LOL

Enough talk, how bout some pics hey?!


By the end of the day I had my technique down pat and I’d over taken that chick on the ZZR 4 times, scared the hell out of a VTR250 on the straight twice and lapped a bloke on a GSXR600. Confidence: FOUND!
Day 2:
Same morning routine, except it wasn’t quite as early because we had a reserved garage we could lock all the bikes and our gear in it!
Session one saw me go a little off-road on MG Corner. Archie stayed upright, we just decided instead of trying to turn through the corner in NEUTRAL instead of in gear, we’d happily coast off onto the grass and sit the rest of the session out on a tyre-wall. Best spectator point ever! All that happened was it didn’t quite slip into 1st gear as I was downshifting to turn (I think the clutch is on its way out too after Supa took him out in the last session of yesterday) and it was past the point of no return. I did learn how to stop of wet grass though! One thing I did notice though was a LOT of the other ridetrs
The weather was beautiful, not a cloud in the sky, and not even foggy at the track in the morning. I learnt so much about my riding and my bike, and the track of course, but by session 2, I was moving my butt out of the seat and leaning further and further. The only down side for both days was a dude on a black ZX10R with Gold Wheels, Gold boots and a white helmet decided he’d buzz me within 2metres, and was close enough to clip my elbow in Siberia. TWICE. I reported it to Track Management and Boy oh Boy was Sandy ANGRY! She walked though every garage to find the guy, then she stuck Steve Brogy(sp?!) on his tail and he was warned if he did it once more (or passed within 2m of anyone) he’d be kicked out and not allowed to return again. I paid my money fair and square, and just because I’m on a little bike doesn’t give anyone else anymore rights that I have. And that goes for everyone – if you are having troubles with someone else’s riding, report them. Get your monies worth!!!!
Supa was in a group up on day two, which meant we could do some unofficial *cough* iPhone-timing *cough* Turns out I was doing consistant 2.33's on the RGV (over 4 seconds faster per lap than day 1) and 2.29's on the Monster (over 6 seconds faster than Day 1) First time I’d ever ridden a bike on slicks too! OMG got Grip? It’s unbelievable how much grip the Monster had – HOLY CRAP ON A CRAKER! No chicken strips left on Archie either! My Favourite corner? Siberia. Least favourite corner? Lukey Heights. Why? I’m never going fast enough!!!!


I cannot wait to get back on the track, and we’re already planning another Eastern Creek day in June!
“Been there, Rode that, Got my knee down”
PS: if you're using brakes at more than 2 points and you're a sissy bitch!