Gosling1 going to slow down the Internet

Yes, in late-breaking news straight from Folsom Prison, Federal authorities have revealed a plan by the notorious hacker Gosling1, that he intends to assasinate Sergey Brin and that other fuckstick from Google, to stop their incessant spamming of innocent websites worldwide.

The plan has been applauded by ISP's from Albania to Zimbabwe, and a fighting fund in Switzerland has been established. Give early and give often.