Hey Trevor, we have a drink named after you here in Oz! Or was that a Kevin???? Whatever, welcome aboard though. Hope you enjoy yourself in here.
It will be interesting to see if you can hold a candle to the humour of our very own Uncle Sam, another Septic.
Here are a couple of tips to help make your visits in here at least understandable!
Whatever you read in here, discard 99% of it. Especially if I say it!
If it is one of the administrators discard all of it!
99% of what is written in here is also a lie. And 99% is said completely tongue in cheek. Hope this helps!

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" Hunter S. Thompson.
There are really only two questions in life. 1.Which way do i go? 2.What is the lap record?